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Turkey — 15, Blessed Asphalt and the Koru Motel Camping

Behind the suddenly appearing asphalt turned out to be the small town of Bolayir.

By the way, on that dirt road from the previous part we were also going up the whole time – higher and higher, I started thinking we'd soon end up in heaven. So when we reached the town, we descended about a hundred meters in just a few minutes. Accordingly, if the road  didn't wind, I could have beaten my previous beastly record of 67 km/h. I don't remember if I wrote this, but that's exactly how fast I went on one of the earlier descents a day ago. The feeling is unforgettable. It was probably reckless and extreme, but it was worth it. In the end – why even go anywhere if you're not going to have a blast to the fullest?

A boy rides a red bicycle along a paved village street past parked cars and residential houses. The shot is taken at an angle. A rare case – people on bicyclettes, even if they are kids

A paved street in a rural area with houses, parked cars, a tractor, and several people, receding into the distance towards fields and hills under an overcast sky. Also, there were unusually steep hills in the town

By the way, rumors have reached me that some of the participants have been speaking of the trip in somewhat negative-decadent tones. Well, I hasten to inform you: I don't share such sentiments. You always have to look for the good: at least the fact that you're pedaling, and not sitting in a concrete box in front of a  devil-box.

From the town we drove out onto that same normal highway I mentioned. If anyone needs directions, here is googlemaps for you. The horrible mud road is on the right from Gelibolu, the normal highway is on the left. However, if there hasn't been rain for a few days prior, and you're not in a hurry – you can take the dirt road. For some reason, it seems to me that the views are better there. Probably because it's on the hills, while the highway is in the lowlands.

A cyclist rides along a paved road, in the distance of which a shepherd is driving a flock of sheep. Power line poles are installed along the roadside, and a blooming yellow field stretches to the right under an overcast sky. Yet another flock of sheep

In the foreground is a spacious empty paved area; on the left stand rows of flags (including Turkish, French, American) and billboards. On the right are a statue of a soldier and a black jeep on stone pedestals, as well as a large pile of rocks, against a backdrop of green hills, mountains, and power poles under a cloudy sky. A civilized gas station

After riding along the highway for a bit, we pulled into a gas station at the insistence of Sergey, who kept looking for a hotel. The lack of water and two nights in the bushes had done their dark deed. Even though his desire to push harder than everyone else hadn't gone anywhere, a thirst for comfort had also appeared. We didn't find a hotel, but I did find out what a Kärcher is – that's what we call a pressurized air car cleaning device, after the brand name. Igor Schukin didn't bother cleaning his bike. His favorite saying anyway is "on a hike, every blade of grass is a vitamin". The man is close to nature, what can you say. About the dirt he said: "It'll fall off by itself". In principle, it really did fall off, though not immediately. I still cleaned my bike and boots. At the gas station, by the way, there was a special guy who washed customers' cars for free. Like I've said before, there are a lot of people in Turkey – you have to stick everyone somewhere, or else things will go south.

A long paved road with white markings goes into the distance between green grassy hills under an overcast sky. A settlement and several cars are visible on the horizon, and the road surface has a noticeable texture.Notice the mysterious potholes

We set off further, but there was no way we could do without all sorts of spirit-hardening obstacles. First of all, it was getting close to sunset, and as usual, there was nowhere to spend the night. We still had time, overall, but here another gimmick lay in wait for us – look at the photo above and the following reasoning will immediately become clearer to you.

It must be said that we usually rode along that very separated shoulder you observe in the photo – in those places where it existed. Sometimes it's half a lane wide and you don't have to worry about cars at all. Here it was narrow, but it still would have been alright if it weren't for the strange indentations-potholes that turned the beautiful asphalt into something like a dirt road. We had a few theories.

1. That tanks or tractors drove through. Discarded quickly, because the indentations aren't along the entire length of the highway, but appear periodically. Flying tanks haven't been invented yet, as we know.

2. That it's specially made for better traction in the rain or for cases when a vehicle accidentally veers onto the shoulder. Not a bad theory, but the next one is more scientific and less mythological. However, speaking in favor of this one is the fact that the potholes are only on the crests and descents – there don't seem to be any on the level highway.

3. Maris, like a seasoned builder, concluded that it could have been a special cutter of the top asphalt layer. It's used to eliminate unevenness that arose for some reason during laying or afterwards. They use it back home, too. It's an all-around good theory, except that it's cut way too roughly -  there shouldn't be such severe potholes, especially considering that the construction industry in Turkey is very developed – they're building stuff for half the world, including Russia.

Rural landscape with a dirt road in the foreground, green and blooming yellow fields, small village houses, and trees against a background of hills under a cloudy sky. 2009-05-02 19-18-23 - 0396

Everything was getting dark all around, and our chances of a decent overnight stay were dwindling. And then a miracle happened – a huge sign reading "camping". Not to say it was the first one we'd come across. But it turned up just at the right moment, and moreover in a place where we didn't really expect to see it. Neither the map nor the inquiries of the Turks we met at the gas station pointed us to it.

Four male touring cyclists have stopped for a break in a green field, their bicycles loaded with gear. One crouches by a bag, the rest stand next to the bicycles, a house with a red roof is visible in the background.

The camping spot called Koru Motel ("koru" means "grove") cost us 10 euros per tent. Igor Schukin said that this is average, in Europe it's sometimes much more.

Running the show at the "Motel by the Grove" was a fierce, older matron with glasses and a cigarette. I hadn't seen many smoking Turks before that, much less women. The lady spoke with me and Igor in broken English, while sitting at a computer and frantically punching expenses and income into an Excel spreadsheet. Around her were two friendly dudes and a plain-looking young girl who didn't understand a word of English. A private room, instead of a tent, by the way, would have cost 25 euros.  For our 10, we got the ability to use the bathroom and toilet in a special room opened for us solely for those purposes. At my request, they also dragged out an extension cord with divine energy for the iPhone. The extension cord was a regular one, not waterproof – risky on their part, considering that the clouds in the sky were getting thicker with every hour.

A touring bicycle with luggage stands on the shore of a calm body of water, where boats and a long wooden pier are visible. Branches of a large tree overhang from above, and mountains can be seen on the horizon. Notice how cleverly a yogurt is strapped to the right bag with a bungee cord

The tree, by the way, after some thought and scrutinizing, was identified by me as a fig tree. Igor Schukin prefers the word "inzhir".

A spreading tree with young leaves stands on the grassy bank of a large body of water under an overcast sky. A bicycle and a small boat are parked nearby, and a wooden pier is visible on the water in the distance.The tree in all its glory

We, like the rugged bicyclette tourists we are, hung our belongings slightly on the tree, although clotheslines were discovered 20 meters away in the morning. Fortunately, the tree didn't care, just like the camping owners, who didn't bother us with anything. Except they did inform us exactly when they would heat up the boiler for the shower.

A spacious green meadow with people and a dog in the foreground. Behind them buildings are visible, partially hidden by trees, and several parked cars.Kids and dogs were also discovered at the camping

A wide water landscape at sunset or dawn with an overcast sky, through which bright rays of the sun break through. In the foreground is a grassy shore, and the outlines of hills are visible on the horizon. Also, the Aegean Sea was discovered at the camping, which made us very happy

A man in an orange and gray jacket squats on green grass, cooking food on a small burner. Camping gear is laid out around him, bicycles stand nearby, and a green tent is partially visible. Then Maris was discovered cooking dinner

A tourist camp in a green clearing with two tents, bicycles, and a group of resting people. In the foreground, a dog lies on the grass, and in the distance trees, a parked car, and houses are visible.Then tents were discovered

An arm in a bright yellow jacket holds a pink jar of Turkish rose jam "Bahçeden". The background is dark, silhouettes of trees and buildings are visible against the twilight sky. And at the very end – rose jam (I know I already showed it, but it's funny)

Late in the evening, hiding from the cold, I went into the hosts' "restaurant" (the same exact room where they had been sitting at the computer), and asked for some tea. At the same time, I caught a glimpse of the Turkish "Star Factory". Luckily, the lyrics are incomprehensible, otherwise I wouldn't have survived it. After sitting around for a bit, I went to sleep – they didn't charge me any money for the tea, poured it as a gift.